disclaimer; if you go on a night out with me and i have a little blue olympus camera with me, it is more than likely your mug (or fat head, slapsy) will end up on this blog.

13 September, 2006

Snore-Cups...


In the wee hours of this morning, i witnessed a first and saw someone fall asleep with the hiccups. funnily enough, it sounded like you would imagine it would be. it went something like this:

"snooooorrrrrttttt, pffffffffft, HIC, snooooorrrrrttttt, pffffffffft, HIC"

and repeat...

given, this photo was taken some 9 months ago, and he had had a long day of present-opening and general christmas festivities but he does have a habit of falling asleep on the couch or whereever he can (particularly after part-taking in a few nightcaps). i admit that i could possibly be a light sleeper but it just gets so frustrating sometimes.

we'll quite often have an argument in the middle of the night:

me: "roll over"
me: (louder) "roll over, you're snoring" (gentle poke in the ribs)
him: "wha...?"
me: "roll over, you're snoring!" (kick in the legs)
him: "i'm not"
me: "ummmmm, yes you were"
him: "no, i wasn't"
me: "well, how the hell would you know; you were asleep?!?
him: "i wasn't!"
me: "i wouldn't be lying here right now wide awake if you weren't, would i?"
him: "i don't snore"

i'll tell you one thing; he's getting within a bees whisker of getting some sort of oesophagus operation...

5 Comments:

Blogger Afe said...

The man is always right. Don't argue.

2:28 pm

 
Blogger Dandillian said...

something tells me that your intelligent little wifey may not agree with you...

3:24 pm

 
Blogger Moa-Lisa said...

I reckon ear plugs could save your marriage.

By the way, why don't you create a secret alias when you visit my blog ...
You could be "Slapper" ... but I guess that would be a bit transparent ...
Or maybe "Scarlet Pimpernell", an old classic.
Think about it.

10:38 pm

 
Blogger Dandillian said...

oh, i know; i'll be cum cat, actually that sounds a bit rude when you don't know the origin... ooooh, what about draco (the dragon in dragonheart)?

8:54 am

 
Blogger Moa-Lisa said...

I reckon cum cat is great! I don't think rude's a problem, it suits you just fine!
Does that mean I can look forward to comments from you in the future?

6:01 pm

 

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